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Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Poor man has nice house, car

According to the Sacramento Bee, kindergarten teacher Russell Christoff has a house "in an upper middle-class tract", wears a "crisply pressed suit", talks into a cell phone, and drives a Mercedes sedan to "his talent agent's office in San Francisco."

Still, he thinks he's poor. Shortly after being awarded a $15 million settlement in a lawsuit against Taster's Choice over the use of his image for the last 17 years, Christoff told a reporter: "'I'm still just as poor as I was before." He hasn't received his settlement yet. It's under appeal. Poor guy.

They also say he hasn't quit his job yet, although he hasn't been to work in three weeks.

God bless America.


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