Ideas

These are taken from Wilf Lunn interview on B3ta. He's a British satirist, he says, from Yorkshire.

Tombstone idea: "End of Part 1?". [He's an atheist. If it were mine, I'd take off the question mark]

Why are elephants grey?

God ran out of time. It's just the undercoat.

How tall is red?

I can't do the decimal conversion but it's getting taller, although, interestingly, the width is the same.