Limerick dictionary

It's unfair to belittle or bait
Senior folk who St. Peter await.
Such terms as "old codger,"
"Old git," "coffin-dodger,"
Are ageist and patently grate.
By David Bourke


To my allergist: "Why do I wheeze?
And why do I sniffle and sneeze?"
"A reaction," said he,
"To some sort of a tree
Or to thingies that float on the breeze."
By Meg Beagle