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Thursday, February 23, 2006

Ten suggestions

"the Ten Commandments", according to the way we live today:

Be true to yourself
Put yourself first
Don't use harsh language
Take a vacation; you deserve it
Be nice to your parents, if they were nice to you
Be a nice person
You have a right to be happy
If it's on the Internet, it's public property
Don't hurt anyone's feelings
You have a right to own nice things

2 Comments:

At 12:56 PM, Blogger Dedwarmo said...

I'd like to see the 10 commandments of the Serengeti.

1. Eat those slower or weaker than you.
2. Drink any water you find.
3. Mate only with members of your species.
4. Produce offspring or your species will die out.
5. Mark your territory and defend it from competitors.

I'll let you know when I think of 5 more.

 
At 12:35 AM, Blogger Dedwarmo said...

What happens when you break one of the Ten Commandments according to the way most people live today? You get called names, maybe?

 

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